After visiting one of the creators of the Bluntman and Chronic, Holden McNeil, they set out to get what fat movie cash they deserve and hopefully put an end to people slandering them on the Internet.
Along the way, they learn the rules of the road from a hitchhiking George Carlin, ride with a group of gorgeous jewel thieves, and incur the wrath of a hapless wildlife marshal for liberating an orangutan named Suzanne. The quest takes them from New Jersey to Hollywood where a showdown involving the police, the jewel thieves, and the Bluntman and Chronic filmmakers will decide the fate of Suzanne, Jay, Silent Bob, and their good names. Hollywood had it coming. Rated R for nonstop crude and sexual humor, pervasive strong language, and drug content.
Did you know Edit. Trivia Ben Affleck and Matt Damon mention that one reason to do a film is because they owe the director a favor. Goofs The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Quotes Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Jay : What buzz? Alternate versions The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap ", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did.
These shots include: 1 Jay and Bob in a plane, 2 the two drinking beers at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap" on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", 3 Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, 4 an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", 5 Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.
Connections Featured in Troldspejlet: Episode User reviews Review. Top review. But did you expect anything else? The heroes of Kevin Smiths Jersey film series finally get the screen time,and sadly the send off,they deserve. The cast is full of brilliantly chosen cameos,featuring many people having a tongue in cheek pop at themselves. The Good Will Hunting 2:Hunting season section shows Ben affleck and Matt Damon can laugh at themselves,which in a film like this they would need to!
Jason Mewes is on top form as is Kevin Smith,especially when Bob is finally driven to an uncharacteristic outburst of more than a few words. The continuity of this in relation to the previous Jay and Silent Bob outings is superb,and although it is a funnier film if you have seen Kevin Smiths other Jersey films,there are still plenty of jokes for the uninitiated. This is mostly down to a fantastic supporting cast of some great comedic performers.
The movie is not just full of jokes at previous Jersey films expense,but it takes a few good shots at other films and even the film industry itself And one particular extra ''Ham Affleck'' is worth checking,with Ben showing his real cheese skills which he would perfected in Pearl Harbour,only that time he was trying to be serious. Also the introductions to the many deleted scenes are worth watching,with Affleck again taking some lighthearted ripping from Mewes and Smith.
Rude,fun poking,loud and very very funny In the View Askewniverse continuity, its events take place the day after Mallrats. Jay and Silent Bob return to their primary business location in front of Quick Stop.
Throughout the day, they are seen dancing, loitering, and harassing passersby. Silent Bob enters the store to buy powdered sugar while Jay goes inside to steal food. They also deal marijuana to various pedestrians including Willam Black , much to the chagrin of Quick Stop clerk Dante Hicks.
Jeremy London , who have broken up with their girlfriends - Rene Shannen Doherty and Brandi Claire Forlani , respectively - earlier that day. As fate would have it, a local game show called "Truth or Date", which is set to feature Brandi, is to be filmed at the mall that day. Brodie asks Jay and Silent Bob to make sure that the show doesn't happen, and Jay says they were going to destroy the stage anyway, for lack of anything better to do.
They make several attempts to destroy the stage, but ultimately fail. Later, however, they successfully help Brodie and T. Jay incapacitates the male contestants on "Truth or Date" by getting them stoned, which allows Brodie and T. Silent Bob overrides the production's video input, allowing him to play a video tape of Rene's new boyfriend, Shannon Hamilton Ben Affleck , having sex with a minor. The movie concludes with Brodie and T.
In this movie, we also find out that Silent Bob is an electronics genius and won a science fair in 8th Grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD Player by using "chicken wire and shit".
In the years since the events of Clerks , Jay and Silent Bob have found out about likeness rights that comic book artists Holden McNeil Ben Affleck and Banky Edwards Jason Lee use, the two artists created a popular independent comic book series entitled Bluntman and Chronic which stars the duo.
This film centers around Holden's romantic relationship with Alyssa Jones Joey Lauren Adams , a self-identified lesbian.
Though their love is initially strong, the relationship begins to deteriorate due to Holden's discovery of Alyssa's past. Towards the end of the film, Jay and Silent Bob meet Holden to accept their likeness rights payment, and during this meeting Silent Bob relates with Holden's situation, and tells him the story of his former girlfriend, Amy.
Silent Bob explains, in his longest speech to date, that he once dated a girl named Amy, and much like in Holden's relationship with Alyssa, he became disturbed at the revelation of Amy's sexual past, specifically the fact that she engaged in a threesome. Upon discovering this, he broke up with her only to realize, much later, that he was wrong. He was not angry at her; rather, he felt small and insecure, as if he would never be enough given his lack of experience.
But by the time he realized this, it was too late, and she had moved on. He has since spent his life "Chasing Amy", so to speak. Inspired by Silent Bob's story, Holden devises a plan to fix his relationship with Alyssa, but it is too late. After passing the reigns of power over the Bluntman and Chronic comic, Holden thereafter creates a new comic named Chasing Amy , based on the relationship.
After their disappointing adventure to the fictional Shermer, Illinois the events of which are chronicled in the comic book story " Chasing Dogma " , Jay and Silent Bob decide to go back home to New Jersey.
Before they leave, they meet Bethany Sloane Linda Fiorentino , an abortion clinic worker who has lost her faith in God. Bethany is the last living relative of Jesus a distant niece and she has been charged with the holy quest of stopping two fallen angels, Bartleby Ben Affleck and Loki Matt Damon , from entering a church in New Jersey.
The two angels were expelled from Heaven after Loki gave God the finger, they realize that they can exploit a doctrinal loophole and get back into heaven if they lose their wings and then die by some means other than suicide. Bartleby reasons that entering the church in New Jersey will automatically forgive all of their sins, allowing them to return to Heaven.
Though they don't know it, if the two were to return to heaven this way, they would overturn God's decision, thus "proving God wrong" and unmaking all of existence since all of existence is based on the absolute fact that God is infallible. The Metatron Alan Rickman tells Bethany that she is to follow two people who refer to themselves as "prophets;" later Jay and Silent Bob recuse Bethany from her attackers, Jay then mentions that he "could have stayed in Jersey and at least made himself a profit," Bethany comes to the conclusion she needs to follow them back to New Jersey.
Though initially only interested in sex, Jay and Silent Bob agree to let her come with them. The three begin their journey encountering an apostle, a former muse, and a host of demons on the way. Silent Bob also makes a seldom speech, using it as a comical speech, after knocking out one of the rebel angels "No ticket", a reference to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Jay and Silent Bob fill out their roles as prophets, predicting the arrival of Rufus Chris Rock , the thirteenth apostle, who was left out of the Bible because he was black; leading them to Serendipity Salma Hayek the former muse; coming up with an idea of how to stop the angels; Jay reveals the location of God John Doe Jersey ; and ultimately, though inadvertently, providing Bethany the solution to preventing Armageddon.
Once at the church, Jay and Silent Bob, along with the others, try to stop the angels from entering. Loki has a change of heart and tries to help them out, but gets killed in the process by Bartleby. Though their efforts to fight Bartleby are unsuccessful in fact, Jay accidentally helps Bartleby out by shooting his wings off with a MAC, turning him to a mortal , God Alanis Morissette arrives, and proceeds to set things in order. The film takes place in the early s, nearly ten years after the events of Clerks.
Due to their excessive noise-making and drug dealing, Randal Graves gets a restraining order against Jay and Silent Bob that prohibits them from coming within one hundred feet of the Quick Stop or RST Video.
Having no place to go loiter at, they decide to pay a visit to Brodie Jason Lee. There they learn that Miramax Films is making a "Bluntman and Chronic" movie. Brodie tells them they should go see Holden McNeil, co-creator of the characters, and ask for the money that belongs to them for using their likenesses in the film.
Holden introduces them to the internet, where they discover that a number of people have bashed the upcoming movie and insulted Jay and Silent Bob numerous times.
No longer concerned with the money, Jay and Silent Bob decide that they must defend their honor, and embark on a trip to Hollywood to stop the movie from being made and save their reputations. After being kicked off of a bus for not having tickets, they decide to hitchhike there. Unable to hitch a ride, they learn from another hitchhiker George Carlin that, according to the Unwritten Book of the Road , they are expected to give oral sex in exchange for a ride.
After being picked up by a nun Carrie Fisher , Jay misconstrues her references to the Bible or "the Book" as she calls it as a request for oral sex. This miscommunication results in them being kicked out of the vehicle, left to hitchhike once again. The next vehicle to offer a ride is the Mystery Machine, where our heroes run afoul of the gang from Scooby-Doo an incident that turns out to be merely a dream-sequence.
At last Jay and Silent Bob stop at a local Mooby the Golden Calf's restaurant whereupon Jay falls victim to love at first sight: the object of his attention is Justice Shannon Elizabeth , an international jewel thief posing as an animal rights activist. Justice offers them a ride under the pretense that they are traveling cross country to release animals from an animal testing facility, much to the chagrin of her partners Chrissy Ali Larter , Missy Jennifer Schwalbach Smith , and Sissy Eliza Dushku.
Also with them is a genuine animal rights activist Seann William Scott , who becomes the target of Jay's aggression, as he sees him as a barrier to getting with Justice. After tricking him into saying he that he would have sex with a sheep, Jay ejects the naive tag-along from the vehicle.
Having lost their patsy, the jewel thieves are forced to use Jay and Silent Bob instead, convincing them to steal an ape from an animal testing facility as a diversion for when they break into the Colorado Diamond Exchange. He has written words for Den of Geek, Collider, The Irish Times and Screen Rant over the years, and can discuss anything from the MCU - where Hawkeye is clearly the best character - to the most obscure cult b-movie gem, and his hot takes often require heat resistant gloves to handle.
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